Fantastic Flash: Press X To Jason

Don't get me wrong, I really enjoyed Heavy Rain, but today seems to be the day to highlight some of its flaws. The opening section in the mall left the actor in me cringing (at least the English voice acting--I've heard the French is much better). Leave it to a flash game to be able to express my thoughts on that section of the game with a bit of tongue-in-cheek humor: Press X To Jason.
Warning: the flash game ends with a spoiler for the real game, so if you plan on playing through the latter and have not done so yet, you may wish to hold off a bit.
Complete with four achievements and a ranking board, the game takes all of thirty seconds to complete. Since Heavy Rain is one of those games that seems to be polarizing gamers in a seemingly binary reaction, it is interesting to see how the reactions are expressing themselves.








LOL.. I loved the game but this is brilliant.
Does anyone know how to get that last achievement?
It's really bugging me
@Jymkata I Think that is the point - there is no way to save Jason.