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Mass Effect 2 Coming Jan 26, Pre-Order Ordinance

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EA and Bioware have announced that Mass Effect 2 will continue the tale of Mr/Ms Commander Sheperd on January 26, 2010, and January 29 for the UK.

Of course, no triple-A title release would be complete without pre-order bonuses to tempt your early $5-down and fluff up the pre-sales numbers nicely. For Mass Effect 2 you'll score yourself the Terminus Armor - pictured - which boosts speed, shields, weapon damage and inventory space. That's more than a bonus, if you spent as much time as I did during the first game getting your shielding raped to pieces.

Also slightly more-than-bonusy is the M-90 Blackstorm Heavy Weapon, which pounds out a miniature gravity well. Nothing like having your opponents shredded into quantum spaghetti before your very eyes, is there?

The particularly rabid fan will enjoy refreshing the Mass Effect 2 Twitter feed at regular intervals throughout the day.

Mass Effect 2 Coming January 26 With Pre-Order Bonuses [GameLife]

5 Comments

Mittens said:

Tiny's article is simply fraught with sexual imagery. Pre-sales are "fluffed up nicely" while shields get "raped to pieces." Granted the sex scene in the first one sexualized the game for the world of the press; I still think he could keep his pants on until after the post. [Insert picture here]

Rampage said:

Hey Mittens: go fluff yourself.

Shin Gallon said:

Damn, I haven't beat the first one yet. Is that date for PC also or only 360?

tiny dancer said:

That's the PC and 360 release date - you might call it the "full release." But to really enjoy your happy ending, pound away at the first one until you reach the climax, make sweet love to your save file (keep it), slip it into ME2 (it'll fit) and make the sparks fly all over again.

mixvio said:

Tiny is on a roll with the euphemisms. :O

And girls who like girls who like rumble packs!

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