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ESRB Rates The Crystal Bearers

I'm really excited about Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers! The ESRB just rated the game 'T for Teen', and the review summary reads like a laundry list of awesome things I would want to do in an open world RPG:

  • "The central character can use his telekinetic powers to throw people off cliffs, into warp portals, onto train tracks, or into trash chutes."
  • "One sequence involves intense machine gun fire against a dragon."
  • "Consumers may wish to know that the expletives 'damn' and 'hell' are occasionally used by the central characters."
  • "In one mini-game, two women in bikinis try to knock each other off a floating platform using only their hips."
  • "Players will also encounter multiple alcohol references during their adventure: wine casks, barrels, and bottles (e.g., 'Rainbow Wine') can be found in some locations"
  • "If players wish to, they may pick up steaming manure and toss it at enemies or the bucolic surroundings."

The official Crystal Bearers website is also updated with new videos showcasing the open world's physics and social system. The site includes videos of things like Layle making various female NPCs fall in love with him and chase him around town like Austin Powers, dare devil stunts like jumping off of cliffs or in front of trains and saving himself with gravity magic, and videos of monsters socially interacting in the wild without the presence of a player. Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers comes out on boxing day, December 26th.

2 Comments

Brooks said:

Aaaaand, in case you were wondering, they rated it Teen (for Alcohol Reference, Crude Humor, Fantasy Violence, Mild Language, Suggestive Themes...) lol ;)

Bradamantium said:

Duh, that's true. I should've said that in the post. *Edit

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