Video: The Onion Skewers Game Violence
Shooting people people in the face from point-blank range has never been this fun. In a Special Report, The Onion takes the job of introducing the world to the next big game, Close Range, a first-person shooter that does away with frills like story, gameplay, and shooting people anywhere other than the face. Pure FPS adrenal ecstasy, Close Range and its sequel, Close Range: Chainsaw Dawn, are purely about shooting people in the face, point-blank.
Complete with critic commentary from GamePro and IGN and some GameStop-ish, the video even features some in-store gushing worthy of any stereotypical FPS fanboy: "It's completely open ended: you can shoot someone in the ear, but you can also shoot them in the eye."
Hooray for that.








The best part is, they actually made the game to go along with the story. Play it here: http://www.closerangegame.com/
i'd buy it
:) fantastic, it looks like a deep game.
Smothering, best part of that whole video.
I love how seriousthey can say all that