From Homotron: Overcompensate With The Dominator!

The extreme modsters at XCM have produced the Dominator PS3 Joystick, a shiny, overlit joystick contraption that tells everyone that you are not one bit insecure about your manhood. The $89.99 Compensator, er, Dominator, is pretty damn expensive but does boast a programmable macro mode for storing up to 20 combo moves. This, while pretty close to cheating, could be super fun for you beat 'em up gamers.
The crux of my issue with so many of these fancy peripherals is their contrary design: "Here's an $89 fancy joystick, but we've peppered it with enough tacky blue LEDs that your friends will think it's a piece of cheap Tijuana crapware!" Now, I know the refined tastes of gay tech-heads and gamers is hardly the polestar for peripheral design, but still - I object.







