Crime Of Fashion: Hyrulian Knocks Off Bank
This is what happens when you have an economy based on things you find in the grass and random pieces of pottery. A man walked into a bank in Waterbury, Conn. demanding an undisclosed amount of money from a bank teller. Why is this news worthy? Because he's wearing an awesome, Hyrulian hat!
Obviously, this man is suffering from the falling value of the Rupie. In all seriousness though this man committed a serious crime and should be punished for it. If you have any information on this man, his crimes, or why he has betrayed the trust of Zelda's empire contact: 203-755-1234.
People's Bank Robbed In Waterbury [WSFB News]
[via Joystiq]








It's "rupee", actually. Take it from a guy who can still recite all of the exact monster desciptions of the original Legend of Zelda instruction manual at will. >.>