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Soul Calibur IV Sells Two Million Worldwide

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Soul Calibur IV is dominating world game sales with the announcement that the truly awesome title has sold two million copies worldwide in its first week. Pretty darn impressive in my book.

So Namco, now that you have all this money rolling in from your hit game, perhaps you could spend some of it on a couple small upgrades for the game? Like a tournament mode that seems oddly missing. And while we're on the subject of missing parts how is it that Ivy and Taki have breasts the size of watermelons and yet the male characters have been completely emasculated in the crotch area? This is a matter that needs some serious addressing. I feel like I'm fighting with a troop of FTM transsexuals. Now don't get me wrong, I loves me some FTMs, I just like my guys with a little meat and two veg. Yeah, I went there...

8 Comments

Enrique said:

You need to get out more F.B.

Brer Dan said:

I'm totally with Brute on this one ;) For me it's not even the lack of sausage and eggs down there, but the total fem look of so many games. That's respectable and all if that's your thing, but give me more Kratos types please :)

StFrancisFolly said:

I think what's kept me away from the Soul Calibur series is the booberiness.

Ivy's human head-sized breasts have created a mammary force-shield that forcibly repulses me in the way that same-pole magnets shy away from each other.

Whether I'm losing out on the man-candy within the game is debatable:)

scut said:

Interesting...I rented it and think it's really lacking in the game play arena. It's just not a game for me I guess. The graphics are great though.

The_french_guy said:

"Now don't get me wrong, I loves me some FTMs, I just like my guys with a little meat and two veg. Yeah, I went there..."

You tell them, Fruit brute!

Stile said:

I've never thought of them as veg.
Fruit, yes. Veg? Not so much.

JeffSpender said:

Wow. Clearly you guys have not been to create-a-character mode and played with the half-naked men. Sure, the "physicality" slider doesn't affect package size on the men the way it affects boob size on the women, but, umm, they're still pretty hot.

Also, any game where there's equal opportunity breaking-off-of-people's-clothes as you play is alright in my book.

For whatever reason, I never really cared about the lack of a tournament mode in most games, including this one. As long as there is a versus mode, I'm fine with doing it the old fashioned way and writing down the eliminations as they go, and not to mention that they included an erasable tournament chart and dry erase marker in case you wanted to set up in the collectors edition.

And girls who like girls who like rumble packs!

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Anotherbobhead on Soul Calibur IV Sells Two Million Worldwide: For whatever reason, I never really cared about the lack of a tournament mode in most games, including this one....

JeffSpender on Soul Calibur IV Sells Two Million Worldwide: Wow. Clearly you guys have not been to create-a-character mode and played with the half-naked men. Sure, the "physicality" slider...

Stile on Soul Calibur IV Sells Two Million Worldwide: I've never thought of them as veg. Fruit, yes. Veg? Not so much....

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