Video: Star Wars Force Unleashed Reveals Its Secret + Force-Choke A Wookie
It is indeed the best euphemism for masturbation I've ever heard: "force-choke a wookie."
But surprisingly that's the least noteworthy reveal in this video, in which Geoff Keighley interviews Lucasarts' Hayden Blackman, project lead on Star Wars: Force Unleashed. What is? Not only will you play as Vader's secret apprentice for the majority of the game, but at one point you will play as Vader himself.
Fanfolk, celebrate by embracing your own dark side. I'm doing mine right now!








*head explodes*