StraightGamer.net: Boobs, Beer and Babes!
The staff at GayGamer recently took a retreat to one of those Christian camps that help you give up your gayness. The facts were simple, we needed a change and we were simply just sick of being gay. We wanted to be just like everyone else so we went through a weekend of therapy and now we are all devout heterosexuals.
No longer will you see the words "fabulous", "pink" or "gay" on these pages. We will be dedicated to bringing you all the gaming news that red blooded heterosexual want to read. No more RPGs and Puzzle games. We now will ONLY be covering sports games and FPSs with an occasional foray into fighting games that feature chicks with big boobs. We hope you like the new face of StraightGamer.net. We know we do. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to knock back a few brewskis and have my girlfriend make me some Hot Pockets (heheh, hot pockets) while I watch the game. Later, dudes!
Fruit Brute
Posted to Hot Stuff, Site News on 1 April 2008
· Comments (27)
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It is about time you got your act together like real male hot blooded Americans. See, the word CANS as in boobies and BUSH beer, is at the end of AmeriCANs!
Now I know you have some of the Ferners werking here too, they are just unAmeriCAN, like that George Michael guy. They can't help it.
Time to change your Snow White Disney Castle and turn it into a FORT! Like real straight men.
Taymar The Macho Straight Guy
OhGodOhGodOhGodOhGod...*takes breath*... OhGodOhGodOhGodOhGod.
Boobies? Dat is fabulous.
hell yeahz! about time we get some boobz. i can't wait to hear about the reviews for nascar 08! *chugs beer*
About god damn time finally i can wear my wifebeater with courage! *gets beer out* wheres my woman at with my food! she better get here soon or else ima slap tht b!@#$ around for being late with my food!
damn those homosexuals and their buttsex jesus should just smite them all down now along with all those bush haters!
-xSOVx the manly burly mexican!
Hot Pockets and beer are definitely a winning combination.
Aw christ on a fucking cracker, you idiots are going to get all the homophobes of the internet whining about reverse discrimination. Hope yer happy.
Major LAWLS!
It's stereotyping, not discrimination. And I fully embrace the positive stereotypes of my masculinity and maleness.
Perhaps you guys should remove the pink outfits from that photo, just in case some stragglers are wondering how much better they'd look in them.
OMG! Str8ness must be in the air...I went to Hooters for the first time this last weekend. I had NO idea what i had been missing all this time!
Whatever. I was drinking beer and eating hot pockets when I was still having sex with other men.
So I'm a lot straighter than all you little fairies who only started today.
"Lydecker said:
Perhaps you guys should remove the pink outfits from that photo, just in case some stragglers are wondering how much better they'd look in them."
Does the one, second from the left, come in 2XL? I love the cut of the bustline. (for my hot wife)
Taymar The Macho Straight Guy (with the hot wife)
T&A! Woohoo. About F'n time.
But you cut off the shoes. How am I ever going to find out what to wear with my pink halter?
Oops, wait. T&A! Woohoo.
Man, thank OUR God that I'm not the only one who went to one of these! I learned the error of my ways and I'm going to grow out all my facial hair all asian kung fu master style to keep in line with the Traditions of Man in Leviticus and I'm going to perform ritualistic animal sacrifices to keep in line with The Laws of Moses!
I'll be back later, I've got to go bang my multiple girlfriends to have a baby girls that I can sell off into slavery and prostitution.
Well played FB!
it's about time we all decided to MAN UP!!!!
*feels dirty*
Well if we're following all the laws of the Bible, then I'm gonna go rape me a virgin so she has to marry me and be my wife until I die.
And then I'll go and kill me some homosexuals.
...
Well that sounds a bit messy doesn't it? Maybe I'll just stick with the New Testament values and own slaves. And just like Jesus commanded, I won't beat 'em more than they deserve.
Oh fuck yeah. Consider me converted. I'm going to dive me some muff!
Now if only men had big boobies....I'd be so into tata's!!
We need some HOs up in this piece!!! Awwww yea :D
"I like feeling a man's penis, and seeing how big it can get when it's excited... but I'm not gay!"
Hells yeah! We are all breeders now!
Whhooho! Beer and boobs! The liquid bread of our straightness which we don't have! Boooya!
I logged on for the first time today a little late, and the first thing I saw in the top left corner circle was a pair of tits. I was like "what."
But then I remembered: April Fool's! Good one guys hehe.
YEAHHH DOGGG!! All that pic needs is some gunzz and a pigskin. We are so totally straight... like the guys in those Sean Cody videos!! WOOOHOOO!!
erm fuck
erm errr fuck
wat de fuk?
What? No accompanying StraightGamer graphics? I'm disappointed!
April fools????