Are You More Snake Or Sonic Between The Sheets?

Over at her blog Heroine Shiek, Bonnie Ruberg's offering gamers a Cosmo-style quiz to see which upcoming new Super Smash Bros. Brawl character matches your personal lovemaking style. An excerpt:
1) You’re getting dressed for a date, and you think you might get lucky. Standing in front of your wardrobe, contemplating what underwear to choose, you:
A) Skip the underwear altogether. What you’ve got laid out for dinner is so skin tight, it won’t leave anything to the imagination anyway.
B) Opt for the tighty whities, and hope your date will be too blown over by your sexy baseball cap to notice they’ve still got your name written across the tag with sharpie.
C) Laugh in the face of conformity. After all, you go on all your dates just like nature intended: naked and hairy.
D) Pick the black boxer briefs. Not only are they the most bad ass of undies, but they also match the collection of handguns you’ll be bringing along with you to the restaurant.
I'm a little disappointed she missed Pit and his eggplant fetish, although Man/Vegetable love might be a little too kinky for most people to accept. On the plus side, she avoided any mention of Samus's Screw Attack.
Love Quiz: Which New 'Smash Bros' Character Are You... In Bed? [Heroine Shiek]








Is it wrong of me to think naughty thoughts at seeing that picture?
No. No it mostly certainly is not wrong. In fact, I think it cannot be helped.
That picture makes me feel like writing some fanfiction :P
yeah struggling makes snake solid.
Beximus has won this one, you may all go home now.