Video: Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero III
Yahtzee serves up the snark yet again with this week's review of Guitar Hero III. He goes out of his way to assure us he isn't gay in this episode, to which I say this: It's ok Yahtzee, we love you despite your flaws. Just keep dishing out the clever reviews with the hilarious stick figures and British accent and we can overlook your heterosexuality, irregardless of your attempts to break our hearts.
Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero III [The Escapist]
Sgt. Sausagepants
Posted to Video Games on 12 December 2007
· Comments (14)
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Oh my god. I never heard of him before, but he just sang every thing in my heart.
This guy is perfection
actually he's australian
but I love the line "closing our eyes and pretend to beon stage with Joan Jett while holding onto a small yapping dog"
I love Yahtzee's reviews, and this one was one of the best. Not only is his commentary witty and hilarious, but his caricatures make them all the more so.
@crithon:
Yahtzee is from the UK, but lives in Australia nowadays.
@Sgt. Sausagepants :
His remarks about 'not being gay' are funny!
I personally take real offence to the remark about Rage Against The Machine.
I'm usually not a fan of Yahtzee's reviews, especially when the game is bad, or when he THINKS the game is bad, the whole thing doesn't seem that funny but a little irritating.
This however was a pretty good one, he addressed the good parts of the game fleetingly (as he should), and was awesome. So now I do like him.
Breaking the 4th wall at the end was the BEST THING EVER. When the guys stared at the screen I was laughing my head off. Literally!
P.S. I mean literally in the way valley girls say it, not by it's ACTUAL DEFINITION. OH COME ON YOU STUPID BLONDE TWATS! "I personally believe that, like, such as, LEARN ENGLISH!"
@SpaceP:
I don't think his point was to disparage Rage, but to suggest that the guitarist is not a 'legend of rock'. Regardless of how good their music is, you're not exactly a legend if your the majority of your musical contributions were in the last decade.
I'm sorry, I just don't see the appeal of these videos that you guys keep posting. I find the narrator's delivery and tone quite off-putting.
@MuddBstrd
Ok, I can live with that ;)
*looking forward at seeing RATM at PinkPop*
@Keith
I agree.
Agree with Keith and Davem. I've watched a few video reviews from this guy, and I just sort of stare at the screen bored.
"irregardless"
argh
"cockslapping the monalisa"
"mario kart syndrome"
"the floss of death"
...
priceless.
i love this guy.
oh im glad i wasnt the only one that bugged.
"irregardless" *shudder*
gosh i love yahtzee! X)
Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much...