Welcome, You Weekend Writers Three!

It gives me great pleasure to introduce three new voices joining the GayGamer chorus: SuperSpecialDavey, who brings his charming British accent from across the Big Pond; woofy TexCub who'll be making Texans cuddly again without giving up the big... belt buckle; and Dawdle, whose Halo 3 heroic stats are so, well, heroic, that Master Chief himself would decapitate me if I dared to reveal them.
To our new writers: Welcome! Toots is in the GayGamer Castle courtyard right now with color swatches spread out all over the cobblestones, dithering over the color schemes of your new suites - and Boy of Tomorrow is practicing his favorite hobbies: floral arrangements and curtsies. Myself, I plan to get so drunk at tonight's fictional Welcome Party that I make out with all three of you, wear my manties on my head and wake up a little bit pregnant.
To all of the amazingly talented writers who sent in submissions - don't lose heart! We've been beasts about getting back to you, but we've got four blogs rolling out in the near future, and don't think for one minute that we won't be hassling you for your lovely words!
And to Dawdle, TexCub, and SuperSpecialDavey - Welcome, Howdy, and 'Allo Guv, respectively!








I call dibs on Curly.
Fine, I'll just change my handle to SuperSpecialTimsy! How 'bout 'dem apples!? Welcome. ^_^
You said you wouldn't tell anyone about my hobbies!
Wow, BoT. I always thought you'd look good a in a dress. You going as Peach for Halloween? I believe my Mario costume is still in my closet.
And to the weekend writers, congratulations!
woo :D
To Dawdle, TexCub, and SuperSpecialDavey:
Welcome! I look forward to reading your weekend posts.
Lazy P.
...did someone say woofy?
*hits the forums*