Snake Kicks The Crap Out of Samus; Gets Arrested

Ok, not really but it got you to read this article concerning the next big Smash Bros. Dojo update, not that you needed any prodding from my rather lurid headline. First up, we get a lesson on shielding and dodging from the rugged Solid Snake and the loverly Samus Aran in Smash 101. In the characters section we get introduced to Fox Mc Cloud's brute tank, the Landmaster and our 8-bit friends from Excitebike make an appearance as Assist Trophies.
Man, this game just can't come out soon enough...
Smash Bros. Dojo!! [Nintendo]








Jesus.
His ass is eating his pants.
I'm sorry, were you saying something?
All I can see is Snake's plump butt.
Hmmmm, that is quite the ass Snake has there. lol
Wow, I didn't notice that until you guys said something! Geez, he could crush a beer can with that thing!
Ah and here I was worried I was the only one lusting after that ass.
What other equally engaging snapshots await us in the game?
That's probably the first thing I noticed about that picture. There was another picture with Snake covering Ike's mouth and it seemed like something out of a Yaoi manga....
When I saw there were six comments on this, I thought to myself 'I bet there all about his arse' and I was right lol :^)