Transformers Video: Ironhide Vs. Blackout
Dear Michael Bay:
Neither your upcoming Transformers movie nor its tie-in game are allowed to suck, mainly because millions of rabid fanboys will track you down and do Very Bad Things to you if you butcher one of the most beloved geek franchises ever. However, I am hopeful that the game will at least be fun because it reminds me of a combination of The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction and War of the Monsters, as seen from the footage above. Even though I've hated most of your movies, I did like The Rock and I was one of the ten people who enjoyed The Island, so I'm really hoping that we aren't going to get something that resembles your Bad Boys franchise in either film or game formats.
Yours In Christ Prime,
Boy of Tomorrow








Dear Boy of Tomorrow,
I may not be Michael Bay, however last night, I went to see Transformers, and i would just like to let you rest assured that it does not suck.
In fact i was blown (away only...) and feel confident to say that i have never seen anything like this movie.
Oh and i have a crush on Optimus Prime.
Yours sincerely,
Ad