Mario, Luigi Throw Hats Into Lumbar Support, Home Fashion Rings

As I sit here in New York, watching the parades and marching bands pass beneath my window in celebration of what is often misconceived as the anniversary of Mexican Independence, I cannot help but think of hats. Not because of the colorful variety of hats strolling very loudly below, nor because the holiday just past, Cinco de Mayo, is in fact a commemoration of a battle between Mexican and French forces and therefore fills my imagination with visions of berets and sombreros skewering each other with bayonets. No! I cannot help but think of hats because of these darling/horrific throw pillows...which the retailer allegedly thought were actual hats. I'm unconvinced: everyone knows that the heterosexual agenda includes undermining gay culture - why else lob these stylistic hand-grenades at the already beleaguered throw pillow? It's inhumane.
At $29.00 a pop, you'll have to be a pretty big Mario fanatic to want to desecrate your sofa or master bedroom with these millinery musings - personally, I think these would clash with my Biedermeier bachelor's suite. That said, hats off to anyone this committed!
Super Mario Bros Cap Cushion [NCSX]
[via Kotaku]







