So Hetero, It Hurts: God of War 2 Sex Mini-Game
I know this is the weekend, but I have to warn you anyway: This video is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Also, it’s not safe for those who keep dreaming that Kratos is into dudes (sorry Tiny). In the vein of the original God of War’s infamous sex mini-game comes this sensual clip. Yeah, it’s got boobies in it (ewww), but still, it’s kinda like a train wreck: You just have to watch. Besides, maybe this ostensible display of extreme heterosexualism is just overcompensating for the gayness Kratos has buried deep inside. Just maybe.
The video's after the jump to protect innocent eyes.
[Via: Destructoid]
Lazy Panda
Posted to Hot Stuff, Video Games, Videos on 17 February 2007
· Comments (20)
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Hey, with boobs that fake, who knows what they have downstairs? :D
makes me wonder if the game was made by the people behind crank
Oh man... I think I'm going to throw up.
well... we don't really SEE the action... Maybe he's wispering about his favorite Elle magazine article...
The people who make the GoW games really are exclusively zit-faced hormone-riddled 12 year olds, aren't they.
Who's to say he doesn't go both ways? :P
Wow, that was just...wow. And they were makin a big deal about the Bully kiss? Pssh...whatever.
Oh well, we can still dream........
And this game gets amazing reviews, and people still wonder why the video game industry isn't taken more seriously...
I love the mindless button mashing of God of War...
Gamevideos.com videos just don't work, and it's really annoying with how often I see them here. I suspect it's a lowest common denominator thing (IE + Windows only). Is there a better source for the same thing?
Andy: gametrailers.com also has it.
i never found kratos too hot personally...
So, how long until the inevitable hack where he's having a passionate makeout session with a Spartan soldier?
This "ostensible display of extreme heterosexualism" has nothing to do with Kratos and everything to do with the game creators. To me it so clearly screams 'het fantasy' it's not even funny.
As for Kratos, he *is* hot as hell. But with so many issues, I'm not sure I'd want him anywhere near my bed :-)
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/03/27
Hmmm, so hetero it hurts, indeed. As for Andy, if the GameVideos aren't working, you should consider upgrading to IE 7...I use it at home (when I'm not on my Mac) and the vids work just fine. If you already have made the jump, then I don't know what to tell you. Maybe try FireFox? :(
You know, there's a super-DUPER secret minigame where Kratos sings an aria in which he confesses his love for me. Swear to god. of war. /sigh.
I didn't know they had jubbly-implants in ancient Greece! I mean, WHOA!
Kratos would probably beat someone as soon as make "love" to them. although for some people, that works. Hooray ancient Greece and Rome, land of few taboos!!
I fuc*#ng loved the first game ,this looks promising from what I have seen. The little cherub shooting his mugwump jism is just the right amount of over-the-top gameplay I love.
I would just like to point out for the sake of fairness that one could have a whole series of conversations comparing the ease with which Sony (known to bully their way into/out of things) pulled this off (although whether or not it's in the game itself is yet to be seen), compared to a dev hack less-than-easter-egg known as "Hot Coffee."
Not drawing any conclusions (haven't written about it yet, but I expect I shall when I do), but it is an item for discussion at some point.
i don't know why you guys are surprised by this..
did you see the 'making of video' in gow where one guy said "you should play god of war because it will get you laid!"..
..and people wonder why the games industry isn't taken seriously!