The Sword Of A Thousand Truths...Is Real

Ever in a race to splatter egg all over my face as quickly as possible (we’ll leave that one alone), I can’t keep myself from posting this thing of apparent wondrous beauty: The Sword of a Thousand Truths is real, and it exists in the World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade expansion. What’s more, you’ll supposedly be able to actually get your hands on the thing, since it’s a reward in the new arena system. Of course, like any good WoW-tard, I noticed immediately that the sword only gives +21 Stamina, not the +80 from South Park. Also no 120dps or instant mana burn. Alas, I am a hypocrite! But I’m a hypocrite who’s gonna get me a sweet*ss sword, I’ll tell you that much.
“Finely crafted to Salzman’s specification.” Evidently there is a Salzman in Blizzard’s accounting department, too. Who knew?
Via Joystiq







