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Greatest Kustom Kombat Fighter Ever!

Originally reported on Joystiq for an entirely different reason, Gaming Target’s John Scalzo has come up with a list of recipes for custom fighter characters in Mortal Kombat: Armageddon. Yeah, yeah, Hulk Hogan is cool and Ash (from the Evil Dead films) is amazing, but the greatest idea sported in this article comes in the form of bringing Silent Bob into the Mortal Kombat universe.

Sadly, Cardinal Glick’s putter or a Lightsaber… ahem… Sektor’s Pulse Blade are not selectable weapons, so I had to improvise. I also had to improvise when it came to Silent Bob’s large frame. The best I could do was to fake it with the Sumo fighting style. Next time Midway tries a KAF mode, they need different body types and maybe different facial expressions as well because Silent Bob without his permanant visage of surprise is, well, surprising.

The special moves, however, work much better. Silent Bob’s lighter has been upgraded to a flamethrower with the Flame On move. Mallrats is well represented with the Flying Lunge (AKA “Fly fatass! Fly!”) and the Spear move (AKA his little grappling hook). And who could forget the screams of “No ticket!” when he pulls out the Front Flip throw on an unsuspecting foe.

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3 Comments

Brandon said:

Don’t forget, he made Jack Thompson as well (to which, old Jackky boy is now going after Mortal Kombat as well)

Yeah… I was trying not to give JT any more media attention today. Besides: Silent Bob > Jack Thompson

Brandon said:

Actully, you got that sorta wrong, it goes Everyone > Jack Thompson

And girls who like girls who like rumble packs!

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