Portable Relics Of Gaming Yesteryear

Back in my youth, my friends and I would gather around a console television, and play this system called Atari 2600. It was the king of gaming back then, and we were it’s subjects. We didn’t have all of these newfangled colors on our system, no sir. We didn’t have 9 million buttons on our controller complicating matters, we had one, and we liked it. The times were simple, the games were simple, and we were happy.
If you pine for the games of yore, take a piece of nostalgia with you in your pocket. Introducing the Atari Plug-N-Play Keychains.
Each keychain has a secret – they contain real games. Plug in the included 6 foot cable (on a battery powered reel) into the keychain and your TV , and you really can enjoy the games of yesteryear. Yes, you read that right: these keychains contain real Atari games, and are fully playable!
Here’s how the games break down:
•Joystick 1 – Asteroids and Millipede
•Joystick 2 – Centipede and Yar’s Revenge
•Paddle – Pong, Breakout, and Warlords
Each keychain comes with a separate pocket size reel that holds six feet of cord and RCA jacks (included). Powered by 3 AAA batteries (not included). Single player only.
via: Wonderland








You would look rather… continuously aroused if you had one of those joysticks in your pocket. Rather impractical, no?