PSP Vespa...It's Intervention Time
All overhyped divas have their share of crack-fueled, secret-thickburger-binging, batsh*t crazy ideas about self-promotion. Mariah had Glitter, Cher had that weird gothic mail order catalogue, Sanctuary (Remember that? I once ordered a three-foot bronze cross for the foot of my bed; I was 12) and Whitney had, well, pretty much anything after The Bodyguard. So this PSP stunt isn’t exactly unexpected. Maybe Phil Harrison and Kaz Hirai have decided they couldn’t possibly cock it up any worse; or maybe they got lit on appletinis and crushed ritalin and decided that a PSP Vespa would compliment the PlayStation wine glass because, like, as long as you’re hemorrhaging profit, you might as well shoot off some memorably horrible branding. Why else would God have created eBay? Drink and drive, everybody!
Gracias, Kotaku.
tiny dancer
Posted to Video Games on 22 August 2006
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