Just Cause and adult viewing
Just Cause by Avalanche Studios looked pretty cool when I saw it at E3. Sure, it was a GTA clone (which a very angry French journalist pointed out), but it was a very cool GTA clone with the main character jumping off cliffs, hijacking planes in mid-flight, para-gliding off the backs of cars and just general South American coolness.
Anyway, I went to the website for the company and something kind of struck me, find out what it was after the jump…
The Avalance Studio website describes Just Cause like so:
“You are Rico Rodriguez; flamboyant agency operative extraordinaire and go-to guy for regime change. Your mission: topple El Presidente Salvador Mendoza, infiltrate the guerrillas and the drug cartels. Shoot, drive, aviate, explode and fight your way through twenty brain-sizzling levels in a limitless world for high-octane no holds barred free-roaming action gaming!
Things are about to get hot in San Esperito, very hot.” – Just Cause
Hmmm, that sounds awfully similar to:
*“Josh’s flashbacks of Cajun cooking, warm Bayou nights and steamy encounters with seven hunky men at a time are causing him to sweat, and for good reason. Not just any hired dick can put together the twisted tale of politics, revenge, voodoo and murder that has tortured a senator, his son, and a host of raucous New Orleans hotties. Josh is conflicted, titillated and bruised by the experience. He can’t help wondering as he drives through the streets of the Big Easy, if he will be the next casualty of the excesses in the Deep South.” * – Deep South: The Big, And The Easy – Part 1
When video game descriptions start sounding like porn descriptions, you know somebody has been doing their market research! Look for hot – very hot – nights with Rico Rodriguez in Just Cause at the end of September.
Alexander
Posted to Video Games on 14 August 2006
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Other stuff like this: Just Cause, Rico Rodriguez
...Maybe a stretch? maybe.
Wait…what’s the porn movie? It sounds pretty good!
I love Southern men :D