Agent 47 <3 Captain Skip Muldoon
“Hitman: Blood Money” has you taking out a drug dealing gay river boat captain. The first thing you’ll notice in the mission “Death on the Mississippi” is the tight sailor uniforms, but later on initial suspicions will become fact. What you’ll need to do is get a 1st class server uniform.
To do this, pick one up on the floor behind the room where the VIP’s are playing poker. Make your way to the captain’s cabin on the top floor and casually walk in. If you go into the bathroom there will be a random man taking a shower – in his boxer briefs. Over time you’ll see the captain look through the keyhole watching the man in the shower, the man will stand next to the captain and laugh at his private parts while the captain relieves himself and eventually you’ll see the man put on a uniform and do a little salute dance for the captain in his cabin. After enjoying the show, make sure to grab the cake from the kitchen, poison it and take the target out. You can let lover boy live.
From Eidos’ website: “Skip Muldoon, is the proud captain of the “Emily”, an old steamer that’s a big tourist attraction on the Mississippi. Apart from his boat, he loves anything that’s been deep fried and all the cute guys who work on board. When he’s not eying them up, he can be found on deck taking pot shots at the gators swimming around the banks of the river.”
Wow – that almost makes me want to return to Blood Money (after giving up on it by the third mission) just to see the sailors in tight outfits.
I really liked Hitman 2 but just haven’t been able to get back into the play style since.