You Can't Kancho the Willing
Boonga Boonga is one of a kind. I have never seen a game that simulates anal probing before. Probably because we would never see anything like this in the States. Of course, Boonga Boonga comes from a Korean company Taff System for Korean and Japanese arcades. In Boonga Boonga, players use a finger shaped joystick to poke a plastic butthole on the arcade cabinet. Built into the machine is a jeans covered rear end, and the screen displays the face of your target. Your targets of frustration include ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, mother-in-law, golddigger, prostitute, child molester and conman. The harder you thrust, the more the character winces and screams in pain. After your game, a card is printed out explaining your sexual behavior. This game is not new, it was released in arcades in 2000. Although I never understood the inspiration behind this game.
Apparently butt poking or “spanking” is a game young Japanese children play on unsuspecting adults. Called Kancho it’s played in a similar spirit to giving someone a wedgie. Kancho is on a come-back since the anime Naruto calls it the Thousand Years of Pain/Death technique.
If you are interested in a kancho inspired flash game, here’s Chimgam. A game where the player attempts to kancho an ass at top of the scream, while avoiding the onslaught of doodies.
Kancho has reached such widespread proportions, a site is up combatting the epidemic. On KanchoNo.com you can buy your very own No Kancho t-shirt to stop anyone from knocking at your backdoor. To play the devil’s advocate though, I believe the ancient saying goes, “You can’t Kancho the willing.”
